Post by Christopher Daniels (T) on Jan 13, 2010 7:21:21 GMT
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Here are a few articles that were suppose to be for the Christmas Magazine, which never came out. This a special from FFW.com and the FFW Magazine staff, for your viewing pleasure.
Here are a few articles that were suppose to be for the Christmas Magazine, which never came out. This a special from FFW.com and the FFW Magazine staff, for your viewing pleasure.
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Full Force Wrestlings Monthly Report
The month of December is now over, but the snow is still falling, the leaves are off the trees, and more importantly, Santa is finished dropping off all his gifts to all the boys and girls around the world. But FFW didn't stop for Santa Claus, not a chance at that.
In FFW news, a lot of the older members are retiring it seems, or taking time off, so it about time for the young guns to step up and take their spots. Most notable include Shannon Moore and Shawn Michaels. Both members have worked to improve their in-ring work ethic, and have achieved a good amount of respect from the management team for doing so. We look forward to 2010, and what these two and many more will offer us.
The injury report is in for the Survival of the Fittest. Most people have the basics, bruised rips, minor cuts. The stand out injury of the Pay Per View came from the ladder spot with Kaz. An amazing visual spot, but a nasty outcome. Frankie Kazarian fell approximately 25 feet down, landing on the guardrail, and shattering his jaw. We are told it won't keep him out of action too long, but either way it will requite surgery.
Matt Hardys retirement has been announced as well. The longest reigning World Champion, and first ever Undisputed Champion, has let the FFW world know that he is now going on what he calls a 'short term' retirement. If and when Matt returns, we do not know, but we hope that he makes a personal recovery, and everything will be fine for him in the long run. Matt Hardys presence in the locker room, and in that ring will be missed.
Congratulation to Nigel McGuinness, no matter how he went about doing it, he is the new World Champion. Nigel earned the right after defeating three Champions in a row, then getting a contract that allowed him the chance to have a Championship match against any Champion at any time. As we witnessed at Survival of the Fittest, after the grueling match with Chris Jericho, and with some help from his Altitude Rising partner Sheamus O'Shaunessy, Nigel now holds the coveted Championship belt.
Now that January is here.. what does 2010 have in store for Full Force Wrestling?
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Full Force Wrestling presents
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[/center]This week, FFW Vintage takes a look at a young straight edge CM Punk (red hair) who looks less then thrilled to be in a picture with legendary WWF/E performer, 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin.
In FFW, CM Punk has had his shares of ups and downs, with a record of 9-12, but no matter what, this superstar always shows an intensity unmatched by all when he steps between those ropes.
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Steiner: So me and Sheiky baby, we went to this Christmas Party last night. It was a black tie type deal, and for Full Force Wrestling superstars only. Sheiky and I went anyway, since we had nothing to do, and the five and a half sets of twins we were with all day had to go home anyway.
Sheiky: The party is no party without the Iranian King of Wrestling and Big Poppa Pump! We the best in the world.
Steiner: So after two hours of trying to find Sheikys head wrap thing, we made our way to the party and barged in. Everyone just stared at us as if we had two heads or something. I mean.. two heads each, cause between the two of us, we have two heads anyway. Four if you count the.. well you know. Sheiky, obviously, could smell the booze from down the hall so he hopped on that.
Sheiky: I love the liquor. I drink and I drink. I absolutely love the liquor. I poured me up a cup of egg nog and went back to Brother Scotty to have a good time. F**kin' good time!
Steiner: So, Vinnie McMahon's lover, Shawn Michaels, comes up to us asking us all these questions as if we shot Jay Limo or something. "Why are you here?" "Who invited you?" "Where's your Santee hat?" All I could look at was how far back the ol' Heart Break Kids hairline was. Sheesh, he's almost as bald as that Asian chick that I met when I was bouncing through China was back in the day. I never even got a chance to see her face.. or her head to be honest. Funny thing, 'cause Sheiky hugged Shawn out of no where, yellin' loudly "WHEN WE GONNA GET TOGETHER TO SMOKE THE CRACK!?" I laughed my ass off, like those nerdy geeks say on the interwebs now a days.
Sheiky: He pretended as he didn't know! Brother Shawny is funny like that! Should see him on the juice.
Steiner: The place went all silent and stuff! Michaels jaw dropped like hooker pants, and he was just all speechless. "Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh..." I couldn't keep a straight face as he sounded like early Flubba Ray Pudgley... haha.. get it? Cause he's fat! That sh*ts funny right there.
Sheiky: He said "Uh, I'm not the one you're looking for." He walk away and I laugh because he's f**king funny. BROTHER SHAWNY! YOU COME TO MY PLACE IN FAYETTEVILLE, GEORGIA! AMEN!
Steiner: So, then this weird looking kid with drawings on his arms comes up to us. CM Punk or something? He starts bitching and preaching to me and Sheiky about our lives and that we will ultimately die if we keep living the way we do. So I said "I've never done a drug in my life, and while I don't have the lie detector test results to prove it, I do have the largest peaks in the world, and you can tell just by that, that I wouldn't lie, because that's the truth." He didn't say anything, looked confused.. or scared.. I'm thinking scared.
Sheiky: And I laugh at Brother Scotty for what he say to Punk! Make me laugh!
Steiner: So, this song started playing on the stereo. Sheiky's getting old and he has the tendency to mishear everything. I told a lady once to show the big bad booty daddy her freak thong, and Sheiky popped out his stash and asked her where the bong was located in her underwear. So Sheiky gets the song all wrong, thinking that the guy singing it was saying "Brian Blaire". Sheiky starts flipping out, he throws some f**ker through the Christmas tree, chucks the coffee table across the room, almost taking the head off that nobody, Gregory Helms.
Sheiky: BRIAN BLAIRE! YOU NO GOOD MOTHER F**KER! YOU COME AND RUIN MY CHRISTMAS! AK-TUH! I SPIT ON YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. I BREAK YOUR BACK AND MAKE YOU HUMBLE! I F**K YOUR ASS!
Steiner: Sheiky, my brother, had to go calm down, so we decided to have a few drinks.. too many really, knocked his Iranian ass out. Especially those Jell-O Shooters.
Sheiky: BINGO CROSBY! YOU WRITE SONG ABOUT BRIAN BLAIRE! BUT NO IRON SHEIK!? I AM THE TRUE CHAMPION! I BREAK YOUR BACK AND MAKE YOU HUMBLE!
WOW. That crazy duo has been up to it again, tune in next time for more Sheiky and Steiner action! Only here in FFW!
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Matt Hardy: A Lifetime
December is a time for family and friends. The season of giving. December is home to Christmas, a time to celebrate the birth of our savior. Though, as of December 9th, we have lost a savior. No, not one for the world or children starving in Africa. But of FFW. I am Matt Hardy. And I am your savior. It’s been an emotional leave, not just for me, but for the FFW roster and our fans all over. Though at times I was probably a thorn in the side of FFW, I was loved, in an odd sort of way. The guy you loved to hate. Week after week, people wouldn’t tune into Revolution to just see Kaz display his amazing in-ring techniques or Shawn Michaels tune up the band, but to see Matt Hardy run his mouth and put on a good show. Though I have stated at times that the FFW fans were nothing but parasites who would feed on your soul, deep down inside, I know that not only me and the FFW superstars were keeping the company afloat, it was the fans – maybe even 75% fans. We are just characters in a play who put on a show for a sold out audience. We put the asses in the seats, they are the critics speaking their minds, cheering their favorites and booing the ones who they despise. Even though I was considered the latter, I was a star of the production. In fact, we all were. It’s truly a give and take process.
I had quite the experience on the bus on my way back to Cameron. Just got off the plane and had to wait for the bus to come to take the dozen or so passengers to their designated stops. An elderly man and I were the only two who were heading to Cameron. He and I sat together on the bus, and shockingly, he knew who I was. He was a brilliant man, very philosophical. He was disappointed in hearing my retirement of FFW and told me a very interesting story. Apparently, as a young man, just a few years younger than I am right now, him and his younger brother went fishing like every other weekend since they were boys with their father. His brother had fallen overboard. He hadn’t gone after him since he had a fear of water. He said to never stand idly by and let things that were close to you slip away like he had. At the same time as I grew silent pondering a non offensive response to the tale, I heard “Hey Tonight” by Creedence Clearwater Revival slowly playing in the background. The line “Hey, c'mon, gonna chase tomorrow, tonight, tonight” really hit home. A flashback of my perseverance in FFW. How I would always bring my A-Game to entertain the fans. I looked at the old man and said “I know how it feels.” He somewhat smiled and said “Hmm.” He let out a light chuckle, and so did I. I had made a new friend. The man had a big impact on my life ever since.
Survival of the Fittest! was the night when I made history. I was crowned as the first FFW Undisputed Champion. Definitely a honor. FFW was a company I cherished – though at times I stated otherwise – and to go down in history as the first Undisputed Champion definitely says a lot for my dedication to FFW. My home away from home. But right now I need to be at home. My real home.
When it comes to FFW, Matt Hardy cannot be mentioned without the word controversial popped in there somewhere. The things I have done and said redefined that word. Poetic Justice, The Kardinal Sinners.. Everything. I couldn’t have done it without my brothers The Big Show, Gregory Helms, and especially The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels. Near the end of my run, Chris, you and I weren’t on the best terms.. But you and I both know that we are family for life.. Blood’s thicker than water, my friend.
Frankie and Shawn, you two were two of the best wrestlers I have ever stepped into the ring with. I respect you both. You two really pushed me to the limits in our match-ups. One point Kaz, you and I had went one-on-one in a Hell in a Cell match for the World Heavyweight Championship. It will definitely go down in history as one of my many best performances in my career. Some others are Raven, Jericho, Kane. You all are amazing wrestlers in your own right.
Will Matt Hardy return? I don’t even know. As of right now, I am still blinded by the sandstorm blocking my path. Maybe when I take several steps forward, my path will clear and I will find the right direction to go to. I will miss you all. Thank you for everything. The fans, my FFW family.. Thank you.
I had quite the experience on the bus on my way back to Cameron. Just got off the plane and had to wait for the bus to come to take the dozen or so passengers to their designated stops. An elderly man and I were the only two who were heading to Cameron. He and I sat together on the bus, and shockingly, he knew who I was. He was a brilliant man, very philosophical. He was disappointed in hearing my retirement of FFW and told me a very interesting story. Apparently, as a young man, just a few years younger than I am right now, him and his younger brother went fishing like every other weekend since they were boys with their father. His brother had fallen overboard. He hadn’t gone after him since he had a fear of water. He said to never stand idly by and let things that were close to you slip away like he had. At the same time as I grew silent pondering a non offensive response to the tale, I heard “Hey Tonight” by Creedence Clearwater Revival slowly playing in the background. The line “Hey, c'mon, gonna chase tomorrow, tonight, tonight” really hit home. A flashback of my perseverance in FFW. How I would always bring my A-Game to entertain the fans. I looked at the old man and said “I know how it feels.” He somewhat smiled and said “Hmm.” He let out a light chuckle, and so did I. I had made a new friend. The man had a big impact on my life ever since.
Survival of the Fittest! was the night when I made history. I was crowned as the first FFW Undisputed Champion. Definitely a honor. FFW was a company I cherished – though at times I stated otherwise – and to go down in history as the first Undisputed Champion definitely says a lot for my dedication to FFW. My home away from home. But right now I need to be at home. My real home.
When it comes to FFW, Matt Hardy cannot be mentioned without the word controversial popped in there somewhere. The things I have done and said redefined that word. Poetic Justice, The Kardinal Sinners.. Everything. I couldn’t have done it without my brothers The Big Show, Gregory Helms, and especially The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels. Near the end of my run, Chris, you and I weren’t on the best terms.. But you and I both know that we are family for life.. Blood’s thicker than water, my friend.
Frankie and Shawn, you two were two of the best wrestlers I have ever stepped into the ring with. I respect you both. You two really pushed me to the limits in our match-ups. One point Kaz, you and I had went one-on-one in a Hell in a Cell match for the World Heavyweight Championship. It will definitely go down in history as one of my many best performances in my career. Some others are Raven, Jericho, Kane. You all are amazing wrestlers in your own right.
Will Matt Hardy return? I don’t even know. As of right now, I am still blinded by the sandstorm blocking my path. Maybe when I take several steps forward, my path will clear and I will find the right direction to go to. I will miss you all. Thank you for everything. The fans, my FFW family.. Thank you.
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